Don: | Can’t we eat somewhere else besides the hotel, Arthur? |
Arthur: | No, we can’t. There isn’t anywhere else as good as the hotel Don. Look, the waiter’s is coming over for our order now. |
Waiter: | Good evening. Would you like to order now? I can recommend the roast beef. It’s very good. |
Arthur: | No, I’m afraid I don’t like roast beef. Let me see . . . what else have you got on your menu. You order first, Don. |
Don: | All right. Roast beef for me, please. But I don’t want any potatoes. I’m trying to lose weight. |
Arthur: | I think I’d like some fish. Yes, some Scotch salmon, please. |
Waiter: | Er . . . I’m afraid we don’t have any salmon this evening, sir. The roast beef’s really good, sir. |
Arthur: | No. If I can’t have any salmon. I’d like some trout. |
Waiter: | I’m terribly sorry, sir, but I’m afraid we . . . er . . . |
Arthur: | You mean you don’t have any trout, either! |
Waiter: | No, sir. I’m afraid not, sir. |
Arthur: | Well . . . hmm . . . I suppose you have a fillet of sole, then? |
Waiter: | A fillet of sole, sir? Did you say a fillet of sole, sir? |
Arthur: | Yes, that’s right, I’d like a fillet of sole with some . . . |
Waiter: | There’s very little good sole on the market at this time of the year, sir. You shouldn’t ask for a fillet of sole at this time of the year, sir. Our roast beef is much better, much, much better!! Believe me, sir. |
Arthur: | Well, I’m sure it is waiter. But I don’t like roast beef! I’d like . . . |
Waiter: | Try the roast beef, sir. You’ll be very happy with our roast beef. |
Arthur: | Why? I don’t like roast beef! I never eat roast beef! In fact, I hate roast beef! |
Waiter: | Well . . . I’m afraid we haven’t got anything else for dinner, sir. |
1 | Don wants to eat somewhere else besides the hotel, but | |
2 | Arthur says there isn’t anywhere else as good as the hotel. | |
3 | The waiter is coming over for their order and | |
4 | recommends them the roast beef, but Arthur doesn’t like | |
5 | roast beef. Arthur looks for something else on the menu. | |
6 | Meanwhile, Don orders the roast beef, but without any potatoes | |
7 | because Don is trying to lose weight, | |
8 | Arthur orders some Scotch salmon, but the waiter tells him they | |
9 | don’t have any Scotch salmon this evening. | |
10 | Then, Arthur orders some trout, but they don’t have any | |
11 | Trout either. | |
12 | After that, Arthur orders a fillet of sole, but they | |
13 | don’t have any sole either because there is very little | |
14 | good sole at this time of the year. | |
15 | The waiter insists that Don should have the roast beef. | |
16 | Arthur, who is really angry by now, tells the waiter he doesn’t like | |
17 | roast beef, in fact he hates roast beef. | |
18 | Then, the waiter says they haven’t got anything | |
19 | else for dinner. |
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