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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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Didn't do it!

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00One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. 02br
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00The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. 02br
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00There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. 02br
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00As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. 02br
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00The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over. 02br
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00He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. 02br
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00He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. 02br
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00He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. 02br
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00She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. 02br
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00He looked at her bewildered and asked, What happened here today? 02br
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00She again smiled and answered, You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today? 02br
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00Yes, was his reply. 02br
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00She answered, Well, today I didn't do it!. 02br
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00To be a mother is not easy!0-
  

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0Hey matress,02br
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00well you are true that being a mother is really not an easy task but being a father ???02br
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01cite10Passionate_freak12cite10Hey matress,12br
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10well you are true that being a mother is really not an easy task but being a father ???12br
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10In my language you can mix the words father and mother and the results is a f
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0"In my language you can mix the words father and mother and the results is a funny word that's means fathers who act like mother and father in the same time. I meant, if your wife have a work you need to help with cleaning - it's very hard the mother's house duties. "02br
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00Well, I couldn't agree more....02br
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0I'm Brazilian too. Which word is that?? 050010id7
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0Amazing one, Matress!02br
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Exactly. I have seen this story a couple of times on Facebook and I am so tired of it. (I am a wife and a mother-to-be soon, I hope, myself! But that's off topic.)

I have NEVER heard of a man near my circles who questions his wife's productivity. It may happen, but I haven't heard of it being an argument even when the wife was outside for HOURS on the phone (on a regular basis) during the
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