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Denver Man Fired For Atieism

DENVER (EAP) A Denver man was fired on his first day on the job last week after refusing to wear a tie. The man claims to be an Atieist, and says it's against his religion of Atieism to wear a necktie.
"His objection never came up during our interviews," said Randolph Babcock, manager of Mountain Hills Sporting Goods. "All salespeople are expected to wear ties and there are no exceptions."

Johnathon Willingsly, 32, is suing Mountain Hills for religious discrimination and has called in the ACLU to help in the case.

"I hate ties," he said. "No one can legally force me to wear one if it's against my religion."
"This is one for the books," said Ted Young, attorney for Willingsly. "I'm not sure if we'll win the case, but it's worth a try."

"There are a lot more people like me out there," Willingsly said. "We need to stand up and be counted."
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Anybody wanna do a short screenplay about this one for fun/practice?

Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
  

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[/nq] What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? Gucci hunting boots?

  • [/nq] What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties.
  • What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow?
  • Gucci hunting boots?
  • I can see the expression on the faces of good old Montana mountain boys, walking into a sporting goods store where the salesman are wearing suits.
  • Now that could be funny.
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[nq:1]Anybody wanna do a short screenplay about this one for fun/practice?[/nq]
What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? Gucci hunting boots?
I can see the expression on the faces of good old Montana mountain boys, walking into a sporting goods store where the sales
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[nq:2]Anybody wanna do a short screenplay about this one for fun/practice?[/nq]
[nq:1]What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? Gucci hunting boots?[/nq]
The owner's a real stiff-necked type! Like hmm.. Oliver Wendell Douglas? Plows his fields wearing a vest and bowt
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[nq:2]Anybody wanna do a short screenplay about this one for fun/practice?[/nq]
[nq:1]What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What ... Montana mountain boys, walking into a sporting goods store where the salesman are wearing suits. Now that could be funny.[/nq]
Here's my start off scene:
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"RonB" <> What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the
[nq:1]owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? >>[/nq]
It's a Golf Store for Corporate corksucking weasels to get dressed in their plaid ****** outfits and pretend that they are human while standing out in the sun on thousands of acres of land that c
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[nq:2]Anybody wanna do a short screenplay about this one for fun/practice?[/nq]
[nq:1]What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What kind of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? Gucci hunting boots?[/nq]
I added some to it this morning. Comments?
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What's "a-tie-ism"? Is that when you mistakenly and habitually tie your tie in a knot?
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[nq:1]What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store where the owners require their salesmen to wear ties. What ... Montana mountain boys, walking into a sporting goods store where the salesman are wearing suits. Now that could be funny.[/nq]
"Montana mountain boys"?
Sheesh. You need to visit the canadian rockies more often. Up there, they got mountain MEN. With beards
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[nq:2]What I'm having trouble imagining is a sporting goods store ... of sporting goods are they selling anyhow? Gucci hunting boots?[/nq]
[nq:1]I added some to it this morning. Comments? http://www.elroysemporium.com/screenplays/tiesbegone/index.html[/nq]
I'll comment on it
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[nq:1]"Montana mountain boys"? Sheesh. You need to visit the canadian rockies more often. Up there, they got mountain MEN. With beards even. And they keep grizzlies as pets. In big ol' log cabins. Ok this is getting too Grizzly Adams for me. Bye now.[/nq]
I used to live close enough Kalispell, Montana in the days before it was a "dude" town and tourist trap. I knew an ex-logger from Libby who
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[nq:2]"Montana mountain boys"? Sheesh. You need to visit the canadian ... this is getting too Grizzly Adams for me. Bye now.[/nq]
[nq:1]I used to live close enough Kalispell, Montana in the days before it was a "dude" town and ... to live out in the wild, to have all my teeth pulled first. Think "Castaway." He was speaking from experience.[/nq]
I assume he said to get dentures or false tee

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