Oh chris really! I would surely check all! this forum is so vast that it will take a life time to read all!! Anyway I like puns very much ... hope you will share some here! maj: Thanks! "Seven days without a pun makes one weak"!!
I remember a friend of my father telling this one at every opportunity;
An English professor was popular with his students for his great puns. One day he was a little under the weather and refused to tell them one, so they locked him in a closet. Finally the professor yelled out "Oh pun the door!"