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Cowboy boots
0 An elderly couple are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them & wears them home proudly. 02 br
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00 He walks into their room and says to his wife,"Notice anything different Bessie."? Bessie looks him over."Nope". Sam says excitedly."Come on ,Bessie take a good look. Notice anything different about me."? Bessie looks again..."Nope". 02 br
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00 Frustrated ,Sam storms off into the bathroom,undresses,and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.Again he asks, a little louder "Notice anything DIFFERENT.?. 02 br
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00 Bessie looks up and says"Sam,whats different.?". Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Furious,Sam yells " DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE ? ÍTS HANGING DOWN BECUASE ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS." 02 br
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00 To which Bessie replies " Then you should have bought a hat, Sam! " 0-
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00 He walks into their room and says to his wife,"Notice anything different Bessie."? Bessie looks him over."Nope". Sam says excitedly."Come on ,Bessie take a good look. Notice anything different about me."? Bessie looks again..."Nope". 02 br
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00 Frustrated ,Sam storms off into the bathroom,undresses,and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.Again he asks, a little louder "Notice anything DIFFERENT.?. 02 br
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00 Bessie looks up and says"Sam,whats different.?". Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Furious,Sam yells " DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE ? ÍTS HANGING DOWN BECUASE ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS." 02 br
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00 To which Bessie replies " Then you should have bought a hat, Sam! " 0-
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