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Once upon a time there once lived a wolf that lived with his parents. He always had a smile on his face, but one day the three little evil piglets killed the wolf’s parents. The wolf cried for days and days, until he pulled himself together and wanted to get revenge on the Three Little Evil Piglets.
So the piglets came by to make fun of the wolf by saying, “it’s the lonely wolf without a father or mother.” That got the wolf so mad that he said, “I dare you come here again and I will kill you and make pork chop out of you three,” do I make myself clear you little porkies.
“No way you dumb black wolf,” said the pigs. Then the pigs left the wolf’s house and went back home.
So the next day the wolf planned a way to kill the first pig that lived in the house had out of hay. So the wolf went off to go find the first pig on his list, he sees the house and approaches it. He comes with his gun and knocks on the pigs door saying, “Pig open the door, I have a present for you,” so the pig opens the door and finds the wolf at his door.
The pig screams, “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me I’m about to get shoot,”
The wolf pulls the trigger and kills the first pig on his list, and the takes his body and cooks it in the pig’s oven. After the pig was roosted to crispy brown and toke one bite and something came over him saying, “I love the way pigs taste I want more,”
Then he waited a week to go to the second pigs house, this time he came prepared with his machete in his left paw. He tells the second pig, “it’s the grass cutter, and as soon as the pig opened the door he saw the wolf, but the wolf did something different this time. Instead of just killing it him he said, “I’m here to say sorry for all the bad things I have done to you so will you forgive me piggy,”
The pig starting crying and gave him a big hug but as soon as the big gave the wolf a bug the wolf pulled out his machete and sliced the pig’s head off. The wolf on the other hand started sucking the blood from head of the pig. Then he did the same here he cooked the head of the pig at ate it with one big bit and said, “Yum.” This pig taste better than the last one. Then he cooked the body and was about to eat until he realized if he did, he would burn his mouth. So he waited for it to cool down and then he ate it with no problem at all. After he was finish with his business at that pig’s house he went to the third piggy’s house.
He then dressed in a death rob and said, “Piggy come out here now or I will send you straight to my hell cell.”
The pig opened the door and said, “Can I help you death”
Yes you can I have come here to kill you because your time has come to die ok.
No it is not time for me to die because I have this paper that says, “I will die on March 13, 2014.”
Then the wolf said, “it is March 13, 2014 don’t you feel stupid,”
Ok then kill me then since it’s my time to die, the wolf that was playing death pulled out his debate about abortion. The minute the wolf said, “Abortion”
The pig said, “Kill me now I don’t want to hear this again please just take my life away from me now.”
So the wolf killed the last piggy on his list, by just putting the dead piggy’s body into his mouth. Then he thought to himself I have achieve my goals and now there’s no piggy’s left to kill so I guess I’ll go into retirement.
So that’s what the wolf did, he toke over the last piggy’s house and made it his crib, for sleeping, watching TV, taking a shower and other stuff. Then out of nowhere little red riding hood comes and the wolf wants to go after to eat her, but she knows that there’s a wolf that will kill her. So get the part two of The Big Bad Wolf’s Story now for only $13.99.