00Seems the Department of Information Services (Ministry of Propaganda)02br 00was out in the field, taking the Revolution to the people: explaining02br 00the fundamentals of Socialism to the populace to bolster popularity.02br 02br 00A member of the Department was out talking to a farmer in Siberia...02br 02br 00Official: So you see, comrade, that is the way Marx explained: From02br 00each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. You02br 00understand?02br 02br 00Farmer: (confused) No...02br 02br 00Official: OK. It's like this: Say a comrade has two cows. We take02br 00one cow from him and give it to comrade that has no cow. This is the02br 02br 00Revolution. You see?02br 02br 00Farmer: Yes, this is good!!02br 02br 00Official: And if a comrade has two tractors, we take one of his tractors02br 00and give to man who has no tractors. OK?02br 02br 00Farmer: YES! YES! This is VERY good!02br 02br 00Official: And if a comrade has two chickens, we give one chicken to02br 00man who has no chickens. Ok?02br 02br 00Farmer: No! This is not good!02br 02br 00Official: Why?02br 02br 00Farmer: I have two chickens!0-
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