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Communist Philosophy

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00Seems the Department of Information Services (Ministry of Propaganda)02br
00was out in the field, taking the Revolution to the people: explaining02br
00the fundamentals of Socialism to the populace to bolster popularity.02br
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00A member of the Department was out talking to a farmer in Siberia...02br
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00Official: So you see, comrade, that is the way Marx explained: From02br
00each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. You02br
00understand?02br
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00Farmer: (confused) No...02br
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00Official: OK. It's like this: Say a comrade has two cows. We take02br
00one cow from him and give it to comrade that has no cow. This is the02br
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00Revolution. You see?02br
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00Farmer: Yes, this is good!!02br
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00Official: And if a comrade has two tractors, we take one of his tractors02br
00and give to man who has no tractors. OK?02br
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00Farmer: YES! YES! This is VERY good!02br
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00Official: And if a comrade has two chickens, we give one chicken to02br
00man who has no chickens. Ok?02br
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00Farmer: No! This is not good!02br
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00Official: Why?02br
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00Farmer: I have two chickens!0-
  

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