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Julielai Posted 21 years ago
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0 A couple decides to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation 02br
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00"Did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again two beady little eyes look around before the lid firmly slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter 02br
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00"Well sir," says the waiter, "What did you order?" We both chose the same, he replied, the chicken surprise . 02br
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