Check these SMS

> SMS Message #1
>
> Good looks catch the eyes,
> but Good Personality catches the heart.
> You are blessed with both!
> FLATTERED???
> Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you
> to read
> it...
>
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> SMS Message #2
>
> Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u
> -
> it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very
> imp
> ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the
> JOKER.
>
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> SMS Message #3
>
> 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
> U & ME laughing,
> U & ME crying,
> U & ME dreaming,
> U & ME holding on,
> U & ME...
>
> just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME
> CHECKING U.
>
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> SMS Message #4
>
> From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
> From birth till my death,
> my feelings 4 u have never changed.
> For me, you've always been
> ...........a headache!
>
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> SMS Message #5
>
> Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
> finding true love is a life time mission..
> Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
> & marry ur dad's decision !
>
>
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> SMS Message #6
>
> I cannot hide this from u any more.
> I don't want 2 hurt u
> and I feel it's best if I tell u,
> before you hear it from someone else ............
>
> Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
>
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> SMS Message #7
>
> I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
> I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
> I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
> Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!


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