Check pls: "I woke up famous"

Hi all.
I know the topic's a bit corny but I'd like you to check it and leave some comments maybe. Enjoy!

The next day I woke up and I was famous!

I know you might find it strange but being Napoleon has its bad sides as well. At least that's what my psychologist told me last time we met. I didn't want to visit her in the first place but my wife seemed really upset of my new amploa. I am not crazy, I'm going there for her. But you see... First I had to stand only her home and now I get the same in the clinic! I wish I were someone else and didn't have to convince all who I really am. If they don't believe me that's their problem, not mine.

Things get different when distrust enters your home though. It doesn't knock on the door and won't ask you if it's a good time to come. And it's not even up to you since somebody else will always open instead of you. Grief! Ever since that happened I'm walking the streets in amazement. Why does no one recognize me? But just look!

Napoleon enters the mental clinic! Napoleon goes to the reception. Napoleon this and Napoleon that. There should be a journalist following me everywhere, taking photos and what not! Everyone knows I'm a star! They all just seem to pretend soooo damned well.

Do you know? I'm getting fed up with all that. I don't wonna be Napoleon anymore. When I was Louis XIV (and it wasn't that long ago), it brought me nothing but trouble. I didn't do any better and again no one believed me. I'm wondering what's the matter with people. Can't they show some respect to a superior of my class! I mean... I know you might find it strange but being Madonna has its bad sides as well!