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Eagle Posted 21 years ago
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I thought that I could Love no other…
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue… Sugar is sweet, and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead… The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of Loving beauty you float with grace…
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, Intelligent, Loving and Hot…
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace…
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes…
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my Lover, my beautiful wife…
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss…
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I see your face when I am dreaming…
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My Love, my darling, you take my breath away…
What have you stepped into, to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell…
Except for, may be "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme…?
Two parts vodka and one part lime.
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Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Can't be romantic AND honest......at the same time
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I thought that I could Love no other…
Until, that is, I met your brother.
************************************************************
Roses are red, violets are blue… Sugar is sweet, and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead… The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
************************************************************
Of Loving beauty you float with grace…
If only you could hide your face.
************************************************************
Kind, Intelligent, Loving and Hot…
This describes everything you are not.
************************************************************
I want to feel your sweet embrace…
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
************************************************************
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes…
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
************************************************************
My darling, my Lover, my beautiful wife…
Marrying you screwed up my life.
************************************************************
Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss…
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I see your face when I am dreaming…
That's why I always wake up screaming.
************************************************************
My Love, my darling, you take my breath away…
What have you stepped into, to smell this way?
************************************************************
My feelings for you no words can tell…
Except for, may be "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme…?
Two parts vodka and one part lime.
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Top answer
and "the world's greatest liar" prize goes to.....
- and "the world's greatest liar" prize goes to.....
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lol..and "the world's greatest liar" prize goes to..... 
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That's not true!!!
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