I don't think it's so much a question of grammatical versus ungrammatical as it's simply not idiomatic. Why we should have a plural form but avoid using it with the indefinite article in some situations puzzles me. But, a difficulty I see in suggesting it doesn't exist at all, is that I've just used it.
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