Can anyone help me with this video

Do you guys have any idea what he says in these parts? Any help is greatly appreciated!

00:04 -"Here we go, yeah they ?????______ I don't know"

00:13- He is a cauliflower and I _?????_____ Lyle 's water melon"

00:46 Could it be he said "a bird's beak"?

1:03: "we're getting over _????_____ character's sketch today."

1:21: "you guys ?????_____ in this sort of thing".

2:24: At least do the jokes ????_____

3:39 "We seek you a ?????? _ of art work"

5:23: I thought America's got talent. I thought we ????? _ of that"

Thanks for any help!