Calling the Police.

Calling the Police

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Old lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing
himself in the next building.

Dispatcher: We'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)

Officer: Which way, lady?

OL: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.

Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.

OL: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.