BOOMBOX PLAGUE Here's how to end the noisy boombox plague: Ask some poor wretch if he'd like to have a ten- or twenty-dollar bill. If his answer is Yes, tell him about your noisy boombox neighbor and then say: "The money is yours if you can figure out something so I won't have to hear that guy's boombox again. Don't kill him or beat him up. But do whatever you
FOR NOISE HATERS Well, our noise hating songbirds here in MitcHELL County, Kansass have another update on the boombox plague nearby. They tell us that the No. 1 day-and-night boombox champion way over there in the city of Beloink is Aaron Adams in his white 1989 Merc, license no. 178-BJW. (We'll be happy to publicize any other lowlifes also and also notify t