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Monica Posted 22 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Boys Don't Mind
1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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DONT BLAME US FOR WHO WE WERE OR WHO WE ARE WE ARE JUST THE WAY WE ARE.
- DONT BLAME US FOR WHO WE WERE OR WHO WE ARE WE ARE JUST THE WAY WE ARE.
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THERE IS A HUGE GAP BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS AND IF U ASK ME MEN ARE JUST WHAT THEY ARE THEY ARE WHAT THEY STAND FOR IF MEN WERE NOT AROUND WHERE WOULD U BE TODAY?AS FOR BOYS THEY ARE STILL THINKING OF HOW THEY WOULD DOMINATE THEIR WORLDS .DONT BLAME US FOR WHO WE WERE OR WHO WE ARE WE ARE JUST THE WAY WE ARE.
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Hi Monica,
Those are good and I needed a good laugh. I printed the page and passed it around to a few on third shift.
Those are good and I needed a good laugh. I printed the page and passed it around to a few on third shift.
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