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Gameover Posted 22 years ago
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Boy&girl

BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??

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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a Ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the Happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest Couple.

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CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to me?
I was so overwhelmed; I couldn't speak for an Hour.
PETER: Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

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BOY: I would go to the end of the world for You!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

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Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably seated.
Lily: So what do you do?
Sam: I close my eyes.
  
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