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Anonymous Posted 15 years ago
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Blonde And Chimps!!! =D



Blonde And Chimps


A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and asked, "Are you going to Sydney?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to Taronga Park Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Sydney when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but just as we arrived it looked like it was going to rain so we decided to see a movie instead."
  

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Emotion: big smile she is a real blonde.
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i read that one 2 days ago from the email was sent , i couldn't access the site because i was on mopile phone
i really laughed so hard
at first i didnt understand
i was like " what is tht ?? did soumaya lose her mind or what" then i read the last 2 lines again . and started laughing hysterically hahahhahaahhahahahahaah
nice one
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hahahaha dont worry soumaya didnt go nuts yet!!!!Emotion: big smile
i am glad u laughed it bro
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Mmmm... Is it really so funny? Emotion: big smile
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for me at least , it is nice Emotion: smile
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Anyway, I can't understand [H]
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heheh well the main point to the whole joke is on the last line Emotion: smile

but i hope u read it again and understand it!! and another
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