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Cookie27 Posted 21 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Blond Jokes...
Lately, i've been laughing at quite alot of Blond jokes and here is one that i'll never get bored of...
'What did the Blond say when she opened a packet of Cheerios?
"Aww, look, doughnut seeds!"'
lol, it'll never get old will it?
Some blond jokes are really funny and...wait...(sorry to all the blonds out there)...ok, hehe. Even though i'm not a blond myself, I alwayz wonda, why aren't there jokes for lets say...red-heads?
..........Thankx 4 any replys,
Cookie
'What did the Blond say when she opened a packet of Cheerios?
"Aww, look, doughnut seeds!"'
lol, it'll never get old will it?
Some blond jokes are really funny and...wait...(sorry to all the blonds out there)...ok, hehe. Even though i'm not a blond myself, I alwayz wonda, why aren't there jokes for lets say...red-heads?
..........Thankx 4 any replys,
Cookie
Top answer
'... Mmmmh... Tough question you're posing here, Cookie...
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- Mmmmh...
- Tough question you're posing here, Cookie...
- Would it be that we (boyz'n'girls alike) on some unconscious level seek to take revenge on the tall sophisticated unapproachable models that we see in the magazines ???
- They can't have everything for them, that wouldn't fair to brunettes right ?
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'Why blond jokes ?'... Mmmmh... Tough question you're posing here, Cookie...
Would it be that we (boyz'n'girls alike)on some unconscious level seek to take revenge on the tall sophisticated unapproachable models that we see in the magazines ??? They can't have everything for them, that wouldn't fair to brunettes right ? So it must be they have diminished intellectual capacitie
Would it be that we (boyz'n'girls alike)
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Good answer...although a bit confusing lol. thank you for that, it helped
cookie
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No problem, my pleasure, miss Cookie...
I'm always happy to help brunettes bolster some self-confidence in that they are as **** and attractive as blonds
I'm always happy to help brunettes bolster some self-confidence in that they are as **** and attractive as blonds
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Dear Cookie,
Ah ah... You can just smile... Would it be because you're a brown haired girl ?... I'm sorry I left them aside in the discussion... I mentioned brunettes specifically but I meant to say everybody but the blonds (red-hair and brown-hair alike)... So pls feel free to let go a have a good laugh instead of a mild smile.
(By the way chocolate cookies are my favorite too).
Waït
Ah ah... You can just smile... Would it be because you're a brown haired girl ?... I'm sorry I left them aside in the discussion... I mentioned brunettes specifically but I meant to say everybody but the blonds (red-hair and brown-hair alike)... So pls feel free to let go a have a good laugh instead of a mild smile.
(By the way chocolate cookies are my favorite too).
Waït
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A blonde is reading the newspaper.
She sees the headline, "12 Brazilian soldiers killed" and says, "Oh, how sad!"
She turns to the woman next to her and asks, "How many is a brazilian, anyway?"
You guys might not get it if you're not native speakers, but if you do get it it's **** funny :-P
She sees the headline, "12 Brazilian soldiers killed" and says, "Oh, how sad!"
She turns to the woman next to her and asks, "How many is a brazilian, anyway?"
You guys might not get it if you're not native speakers, but if you do get it it's **** funny :-P
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Moltobella mi amica,
Would you care to explain it to me ? I must admit I really don't get it...
Grazie mille.
Would you care to explain it to me ? I must admit I really don't get it...
Grazie mille.
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Yes yes I understand that most of you smart educated and non blond girls don't find it funny. But I'd still like to be the sole judge on whether it's funny to me soooooooooo if one of you witty girls could elaborate on this joke a little bit I would be grateful...
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