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Dj Bueno Posted 20 years ago
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Blind Drunk

A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea ! ! !
  

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What is the meaning of this? Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. " the director asked.

— Dj Bueno

  • What is the meaning of this?
  • Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
  • " the director asked.
  • "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience.
  • "
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What is the meaning of this?

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
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Dj BuenoWhat is the meaning of this?

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the firs
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