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Angliholic Posted 17 years ago
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Bit ***, no Chief
An Indian brave rode into town one early evening, kicking up a hail of dust behind him. Very quickly he jumped from his horse and rushed into the doctor's office.
"Doc! Doc! Big chief no s h i t!" he shouted excitedly. The doctor calmed him down and handed him two tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
"I assure you he will be all right first thing tomorrow morning, " he said.
The next evening, the same brave rode into town again with the same complaint, "Doc! Doc! Big Chief no shit!". This time the doctor gave him four tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
And again, the same thing happened the following evening. The brave rushed into the doctor's office and yelled, "Big Chief no shit!". This time, in exasperation, the doctor pushed the whole bottle of tablets to the brave.
Yet again, the following evening saw the same brave rushing into the doctor's office. "What now?" the doctor enquired. "Big shit, no Chief," the brave screamed.
HI,
The above is meant to be funny, but I can't appreciate it, "Bit s h i t, no Chief" in particular." Please shed some light? Thanks.
"Doc! Doc! Big chief no s h i t!" he shouted excitedly. The doctor calmed him down and handed him two tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
"I assure you he will be all right first thing tomorrow morning, " he said.
The next evening, the same brave rode into town again with the same complaint, "Doc! Doc! Big Chief no shit!". This time the doctor gave him four tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
And again, the same thing happened the following evening. The brave rushed into the doctor's office and yelled, "Big Chief no shit!". This time, in exasperation, the doctor pushed the whole bottle of tablets to the brave.
Yet again, the following evening saw the same brave rushing into the doctor's office. "What now?" the doctor enquired. "Big shit, no Chief," the brave screamed.
HI,
The above is meant to be funny, but I can't appreciate it, "Bit s h i t, no Chief" in particular." Please shed some light? Thanks.
Top answer
" I have to admit the punch line leaves quite a lot to be desired. "
- " I have to admit the punch line leaves quite a lot to be desired.
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It might help if you look at it as "The Big Chief is unable to ****!"
I have to admit the punch line leaves quite a lot to be desired. Presumably it means that the Chief was entirely consumed by his final "big ****."
I have to admit the punch line leaves quite a lot to be desired. Presumably it means that the Chief was entirely consumed by his final "big ****."
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I think, " Big ****, no chief" means the chief died. Because it took too many tablets, which took its life.
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AngliholicThe above is meant to be funny, but I can't appreciate itJoin the club!
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