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Pieter Posted 22 years ago
Forty million dollars
( Ben Laden’s poem)
I can offer a prize.
Forty millions.
To anyone who
next year writes a better poem,
or at least a similar one,
gives my number to David Owen,
destroys all the guns with a gun,
kisses Jagger on my doorstep,
knows the place where I used to cry,
shows me a vegetarian gourmet,
or finally makes Superman smile,
to anyone who stops the Earth rotate,
finds a depressed crocodile in the Nile,
buys a Rolls Royce for me by mistake,
beats Putin at judo holding a file.
who translates Goring to Hebrew,
has sex with a used Mastercard ,
finds a bacteria in the mountain dew,
or just instantly makes it hard.
I don’t care about money.
Just set Saddam free.
Ben Laden's poem
Forty million dollars
( Ben Laden’s poem)
I can offer a prize.
Forty millions.
To anyone who
next year writes a better poem,
or at least a similar one,
gives my number to David Owen,
destroys all the guns with a gun,
kisses Jagger on my doorstep,
knows the place where I used to cry,
shows me a vegetarian gourmet,
or finally makes Superman smile,
to anyone who stops the Earth rotate,
finds a depressed crocodile in the Nile,
buys a Rolls Royce for me by mistake,
beats Putin at judo holding a file.
who translates Goring to Hebrew,
has sex with a used Mastercard ,
finds a bacteria in the mountain dew,
or just instantly makes it hard.
I don’t care about money.
Just set Saddam free.
Top answer
Hehheehhheeeeeeeee! How about another ending: 'Cos I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love!
- Hehheehhheeeeeeeee!
- How about another ending: 'Cos I don't care too much for money.
- Money can't buy me love!
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Hehheehhheeeeeeeee!
How about another ending:
'Cos I don't care too
much for money.
Money can't buy me love!
How about another ending:
'Cos I don't care too
much for money.
Money can't buy me love!
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Actually the idea came talking with a friend about the 20 million dollard Reward on Saddam. And the first version ended with: Or set Saddam free.
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Each of us is unique. I'm just a humble poet . - ( Maj, Bubr, Woody, Chris and other friends, have you noticed? Christmas eve has changed my vision about myself. Little knowledge is arrogance. Big knowledge is modesty.) But I may go back to what I used to be tomorrow.
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