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dear Suzi,

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"This is one of those books intended to while away a monsoon or two, which if thrown with a good over arm action, will bring down a water buffalo to it’s knees. Though there is much skip-worthy, even I read part of it all the way through!
This book is for travelers who want to be able to talk to people they meet in India, even if such conversations are conducted on only a very basic level. It is designed to give you the basic expressions and questions you will need when out and about. Unlike other books, this book enables you to bypass any grammatical hoopla and still get by with easy to understand terms. It’s designed to be user friendly as possible, and sacrifices perfect grammar, and pronunciation in order to make the language easier to learn.
This is not an academic treatise and includes deliberate nonsense rubbing shoulders with unconscious absurdity with a miscellany of satirical observations on Indian societies to make you smile and chuckle during the learning process. In short, the entire book will evoke an experience of intense irritation and frustration, but you should find yourself enchanted and unable to put it down.
Without any doubt, you can be rest assured your attempts to speak the language will be much appreciated and will make your travels easier and hopefully more enjoyable. So if you’re looking for the most fun and easy way to learn about Hindi, this book will give you a helping hand. It makes a perfect traveler’s companion."
THANKS IN ANTICIPATION