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What do you call a $1000 home run and what do you call a blind baseball official who swallows a whistle

  

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" (since a thousand dollars is referred to as a "grand" in English, and a grand slam in baseball drives three runners on base -- "bases loaded" -- to score in addition to the batter). " In this instance, we'd call it "karma" or "an improvement" (but those would be my own jokes. ) anonymous What do you call a $1000 home run and what do you call a blind baseball official who swallows a whistle

  • " (since a thousand dollars is referred to as a "grand" in English, and a grand slam in baseball drives three runners on base -- "bases loaded" -- to score in addition to the batter).
  • " In this instance, we'd call it "karma" or "an improvement" (but those would be my own jokes.
  • ) anonymous What do you call a $1000 home run and what do you call a blind baseball official who swallows a whistle
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First, maybe a "grand slam." (since a thousand dollars is referred to as a "grand" in English, and a grand slam in baseball drives three runners on base -- "bases loaded" -- to score in addition to the batter).

Second, we always just called blind baseball officials "umpire" or "ref." In this instance, we'd call it "karma" or "an improvement" (but those would be my own jokes. I don't kno

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