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Bad Grammar on "American Chopper"

First of all, I am a fan of "American Chopper," and the many internal-combustion engine motorcyles that they build. With that said, I am by no means a "grammar expert" or anything, but the language that these guys use on this programme is ATROCIOUS. Have you guys seen this show? I have to say, I have heard better grammar at a biker bar, (No offense to motorcycle enthusiasts. I was just trying to make a point). I have heard such things as "I would have did," and "this bike drives real good" coming out of the mouths of these primadonas. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???
Perhaps this is an accurate reflection of America. Perhaps, this is a fair representation of the "blue-collar" working class which our Capitalist society has created. Again, I don't think I am anywon to point fingers, but you have to admit, these guys have a great deal of influence on America's youth. After all, they are stars of won of the most popular programmes on television since "Oprah," and they get away with spouting enough grammatically incorrect nonsense to send my High School English teacher, Ms. Butts (don't laugh), to an early grave.

What are impressionable young kids supposed to make of this? "Well, if these major stars of this popular television programmes can talk like that, I guess I don't need to learn to talk good neither." Face it America: we are ruining our kids! I suggest an episode where they send the fabricators of "Orange County Choppers" (the internal-combustion engine motorcylce shop, where the "American Chopper" programme is taped) to a crash English course, and make them learn proper grammar.

Think of the children. That's all I have to say about this. I assume I have everywon's support on this issue, and together, we can eradicate the "bad grammar bug" that has infested our society, before it burrows too deep. I love you.
Love,
Wavy G
  

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"Wavy G" Ah, yes. Right then, well organ donations are down the hall on your left. When you get there let the nurse know that you've come to donate your entire body.

  • "Wavy G" Ah, yes.
  • Right then, well organ donations are down the hall on your left.
  • When you get there let the nurse know that you've come to donate your entire body.
  • Have a nice day wont you?
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"Wavy G"
Ah, yes. Right then, well organ donations are down the hall on your left. When you get there let the
nurse know that you've come to donate your entire
body. Have a nice day wont you?

Nefarious Necrologist 42nd Degree
Some people ride, some just like to show off their ****
jewelry once in a while.
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Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Keith Schiffner" run.
[nq:1]"Wavy G" Ah, yes. Right then, well organ donations are down the hall on your left. When you get there let the nurse know that you've come to donate your entire body. Have a nice day wont you?[/
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[nq:1]Again, I don't think I am anywon to point fingers,[/nq]
Indeed you're not.
[nq:1]won of the most popular programmes everywon[/nq]
But at least you're consistent.
mcv.
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[nq:1]First of all, I am a fan of "American Chopper," and the many internal-combustion engine motorcyles that they build. With ... the "bad grammar bug" that has infested our society, before it burrows too deep. I love you. Love, Wavy G[/nq]
well why don't you go to orange county choppers , and teach Paul Sr. the finer points mastering the english language.
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Their grammar skills are every bit as good as your spelling skills. moron.
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Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Matt" run.
[nq:1]Their grammar skills are every bit as good as your spelling skills. moron.[/nq]
OOH, well, my spelling skills are every bit as good as your capitalization skills, moron.
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[nq:1]First of all, I am a fan of "American Chopper," and the many internal-combustion engine motorcyles that they build. With ... the "bad grammar bug" that has infested our society, before it burrows too deep. I love you. Love, Wavy G[/nq]
Well, Jesus H. Christ, they are working in a chopper shop not having tea with the Queen of England. You fruity *** ***!

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