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Bad, evil, perverse cat -- bad!

sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn- bn080709,0,6415792.story
South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography

TCPalm.com
9:20 AM EDT, August 7, 2009
Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.
Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.
Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.
When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.
Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.
Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel
The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine. "I kept trying to download images of frisky felines* and Bing would change it to frisky *frauleins. It's not my fault."
  

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com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... in lieu of $250,000 bail. Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine.

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[nq:1]sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-****- bn080709,0,6415792.story South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child *********** TCPalm.com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... in lieu of $250,000 bail. Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine. [/nq]
Here is a mugshot of the evil cat:
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[nq:1]sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-****- bn080709,0,6415792.story South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child *********** TCPalm.com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... kept trying to download images of frisky felines* and Bing would change it to frisky *frauleins. It's not my fault."[/nq]
Makes perfect sense to me that the cat
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[nq:1]sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-****- bn080709,0,6415792.story South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child *********** TCPalm.com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... in lieu of $250,000 bail. Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine. [/nq]
"Your honor it's an established fact that
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[nq:1]sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-****- bn080709,0,6415792.story South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child *********** TCPalm.com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... in lieu of $250,000 bail. Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine. [/nq]
Here's the evidence.
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