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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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Bad crew. Terrible flight.
Bad Flight==
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd
like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from
New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of
35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines
are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a
little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air
stewardesses. This is a recorded message.
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd
like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from
New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of
35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines
are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a
little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air
stewardesses. This is a recorded message.
Top answer
Matress If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message.
- Matress If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
- That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
- This is a recorded message.
- LOL.
- This was just great.
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MatressIf you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see aLOL.
little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air
stewardesses. This is a recorded message.
This was just great.
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The joke should have been concluded like this:
Thank you for choosing our airline.
Thank you for choosing our airline.
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RuslanaThe joke should have been concluded like this:
Thank you for choosing our airline.
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