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Matress Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

At the parking lot.

The Blonde at the Parking Lot

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically:

-- Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!

The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde, gave me a strange look and said:

-- Why don't you just put it in park?
  

Top answer

I didn't get it at first. I didn't know which "it" the driver was talking about until the second time of reading to realize it.

— Simplyblessedwithlove

  • I didn't get it at first.
  • I didn't know which "it" the driver was talking about until the second time of reading to realize it.
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Emotion: big smile I didn't get it at first. I didn't know which "it" the driver was talking about until the second time of reading to realize it.
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Poor blonde, not her fault at all!! Emotion: surprise
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BenitaPoor blonde, not her fault at all!! Emotion: surprise
Yes, but they have the fame!
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Matress
BenitaPoor blonde, not her fault at all!! Emotion: surprise
Yes, but they ha
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Yes indeed! I've always rubbished this 'blondes are dumb' concept! How can one judge a person's intelligence by the colour of their hair!!??

But then in the true spirit of the thread, this is just a joke!
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