Hello,
Bouncer: Private party.
Lola: But our friend just went up.
Bouncer: Sam? She's on the list. You ain't.
Lola: But, sir, we really need to talk to our friend. It's urgent.
Bouncer: Well, you have any other part of forever to sort it out. Talk to her, then.
Afterparty (a PC game)
Context: Lola is dead and in Hell.
https://afterparty.fandom.com/wiki/Afterparty_Transcript#Sounds%20depressing.
How can I interpret the part in bold?
It's a video game. It ain't Shakespeare. It ain't even The Guardian.
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It's a video game. It ain't Shakespeare. It ain't even The Guardian. Read something written by literate people that has been edited. There is no way to explain garbled nonsense written by people who think they are communicating effectively but aren't. Also, you are reading a transcript written by random strangers on the Internet which is likely to have mistakes in it.