Anecdotes from the Iron Curtain - dark humor

Lenin speak ot the meeting:
- Camerades , we have two mission today :kill all capitalist and paint Kreml in green color
- Way in green?
- I glad , no one against my first tese

Cherchill ask to Stalin : have You any hobby ?
- What is the hobby ?
- As example i collected the postmark
- And I Collected the jokes about myself . and joker too
( another variant :
- And how much collected now?
- Two full prison