Anecdotes

A student got reprimanded by the School Principal for his violation of bringing his skate board in school. As he went out of the Principal's Office, he sat down next to a girl...

Student: That stupid, obnoxious, ugly beast... That Principal's gonna pay for this... (loud enough for the girl to hear him)

Girl: Excuse me,

funny...

There was once a boy who always spoke bad about every people he met. One day, he met a hunch-backed girl and upon seeing the girl, he made fun of her and said so many mean things about the girl. And then, to his surprise, the girl suddenly turned into a fairy and as punishment for his ill-mannered behavior, she inflicted that the boy will only be able to speak only ONE WORD every y

so I'll start

Case in ICQ

- Hello! Wanna chat?

- I'm busy.

-Hello busy I'm prez1dent . Nice to meet you .

so I'll start

Case in ICQ

- Hello! Wanna chat?

- I'm busy.

-Hello busy I'm prez1dent . Nice to meet you .

- Can you understand English prez1dent!!

Oh it's you! THIS very bad woman sent me near 100 emails a week ago! Who are you? Damned joker?

damned prez1dent i never sent you 100 mail

Oh yes... But the sender's name was Rita Malicia... What did I do to you? Heh as for me I don't remember and I'm offering... PEACE! Do you agree RM?

when this happen !! and i never sent anything to you, that's my first time i sent because i didnt approve the name u used to play your silly anecdote that's all, why didnt you choose another name!!

Ok. My real name is Roman. I can take a photo of my passport if you wish.
So I'll start
Case in ICQ
-Hello! Wanna chat?
-I'm busy.
-Hello busy I'm ROMAN!

Are you happy my sweet?