An olde English riddle.

[nq:1]How Long is a Chinaman[/nq]
Hu's on first.

Surely a chinaman would usually be quoted in height...

How high's an average chinaman...

[nq:1]Surely a chinaman would usually be quoted in height... How high's an average chinaman...[/nq]
Um... I think MC has a better grasp on this riddle.

Did you expect him to be Jewish?

[nq:1]How Long is a Chinaman[/nq]
Oo, oo: can I be 7 years old again, too?
Book titles:
Spot on the Wall , by Hoo Flung Dung
Lion's Revenge , by Claude *****
Rusty Bedsprings , by I.P. Knightly
Trip to the Outhouse , by ***** Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont

hahahahahahahaha..

Cheers, Harvey
...regressing very rapidly...
Ottawa/Toronto/Edmonton fo

[nq:2]How Long is a Chinaman[/nq]
[nq:1]Hu's on first.[/nq]
No, Hu was on second. He arrived in Canberra the day after Bush.

Regards
John

Uh... no... not even close.

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[nq:2]On 06 Nov 2003, MASTER TROLL wrote Oo, oo: can I be 7 years old again, too? Book titles:[/nq]
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[nq:1]Uh... no... not even close.[/nq]
Oh, I suspect it's a lot closer to the mark than you think, Bun.

Byeee..
Harvey

[nq:1]Top-posting corrected and snipping introduced On 07 Nov 2003, MASTER TROLL wrote[/nq]
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[nq:2]Uh... no... not even close.[/nq]
[nq:1]Oh, I suspect it's a lot closer to the mark than you think, Bun.[/nq]
It is so far off the mark that it disappeared and came back out the other side again, like pac man.

[nq:2]How Long is a Chinaman[/nq]
[nq:1]Hu's on first.[/nq]
Buddy never made second.
Cheers - Ian