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What do these words mean? It sounds cool but it's weird. Could someone paraphrase this text ?? It's too much strange vocabulary. It's an abstract from http://www.americanaccent.com/index.html :

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'I was rooting willy-nilly through buncha stuff, looking every which way for the dinky little whatchamacallit to fix the golden thingamajig, but good old’ whatsisname had put it in the hooziwhatsit, as usual! Boy oh boy, what a load of hooey. Always the same old rigamarole with that thingyamamie bozo. He’s such a pipsqueak! If I found it, ka-ching, I’d be rich, which would be just jim dandy! I'd be totally discombobulated. You-know-who had done you-know-what with the goofy little gadget again, so whaddayaknow ... there was something-or-other wrong with it. What a snafu! I had a heck of a time getting ahold of whatsername to come over and take care of it with her special little doohickey that she keeps there in the thingamabob. For the gazillionth time, the flighty little flibbertigibbet said alrighty, she wouldn't shillyshally, she’d schlep over with her widget fixer and whatnot to do a bodacious whizbang job on the whole shebang. That's right, the whole kit 'n caboodle, no ifs, and, or buts about it ... no malarkey. Okey dokey, but she was a skosh busy right then, yadda, yada, yada. Yessirreebob, we usually have gadgets galore, but what with the this-and-that, and all the hoopla, it’s all topsy turvy today, ’cuz that humungous nincompoop is still in the whatsit acting like everything's just hunky-dory. That's just a bunch gobbledeegook. Pure gibberish. He's such an old rapscallion. Jeremy Christmas, the shenanigans of that old fogey. Yackety schmackety, blah, blah, blah! Shucks, I wanted to find it on my own, and not be penalized for it—I’m just so darned tired of gimme’s and gotcha’s by a lotta has-been nosybones out hobnobbing with hoity-toity wannabes. The real nitty-gritty is that young and old, they’re just a buncha happy-go-lucky whippersnappers and cantankerous old fuddyduddies who don’t know diddly. I poked among the gewgaws, tchotchkes, gimcracks, and knickknacks, there in the doodad, but I found zilch, zero, zippo, nil, nada and null. So-and-so told me such-and-such about the deeleebob, but I just don’t know where that little gizmo is. Sheesh! It’s a big whoopdedoo when you can’t even remember where the gosh diddly darned whaddya call it is!'

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