All for a smoke

0 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. 02br
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00Lady 1: "What's that?" 02br
00Lady 2: "A condom. This way, my cigarette doesn't get wet." 02br
00Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" 02br
00Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." 02br
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00The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. 02br
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00Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." 02br
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00The pharmacist fainted. 0-