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Usenet Posted 21 years ago
Screenwriting
ALERT! Reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death!
For immediate release:
A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."
Evidenced by the premature deaths of Brick Rage, DC and others, it is advised that reading and posting to these groups be eliminated completely from your daily routine, if at all possible.
Changes in skin tone, hair color, hair growth (receding growth, or thicker hair shaft diameter growth on other body areas), and other changes in body structure, along with mental changes, are serious signs that need to be addressed.
It appears that a reduction in lifespan on the order of twenty years is VERY LIKELY.
The good news though, like smoking, eliminating MWSM and MWS activity completely leads to a rebound in health close to what would normally be held, had the individual not taken part in MWS and MWSM activity in the first place.
In regards to other newsgroups, the study doesn't show the same data. For whatever reasons reading and/or posting to MWSM and MWS is a very dangerous habit, and actually leads to premature death. Use of other newsgroups appears to be safer.
This is pretty scary data. I felt it my obiligation to advise all people that read and post to this group.
This is not a joke, it is a real study.
It is backed by factual data.
A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."
Evidenced by the premature deaths of Brick Rage, DC and others, it is advised that reading and posting to these groups be eliminated completely from your daily routine, if at all possible.
Changes in skin tone, hair color, hair growth (receding growth, or thicker hair shaft diameter growth on other body areas), and other changes in body structure, along with mental changes, are serious signs that need to be addressed.
It appears that a reduction in lifespan on the order of twenty years is VERY LIKELY.
The good news though, like smoking, eliminating MWSM and MWS activity completely leads to a rebound in health close to what would normally be held, had the individual not taken part in MWS and MWSM activity in the first place.
In regards to other newsgroups, the study doesn't show the same data. For whatever reasons reading and/or posting to MWSM and MWS is a very dangerous habit, and actually leads to premature death. Use of other newsgroups appears to be safer.
This is pretty scary data. I felt it my obiligation to advise all people that read and post to this group.
This is not a joke, it is a real study.
It is backed by factual data.
Top answer
"[/nq] And the likelihood is multiplied by the number of sockpuppets... jaybee
- "[/nq] And the likelihood is multiplied by the number of sockpuppets...
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@reader1.panix.com:
[nq:1]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."[/nq]
And the likelihood is multiplied by the number of sockpuppets...
jaybee
[nq:1]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."[/nq]
And the likelihood is multiplied by the number of sockpuppets...
jaybee
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The IP address for this comes out of Aberdeen. As in Aberdeen Proving Grounds!
Is this real?
ntmkey
Is this real?
ntmkey
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[nq:1]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."[/nq]
Well there you go. Yet more ideas for awesome horror screenplays. Why doesn't anyone else pick up on this ***?
Well there you go. Yet more ideas for awesome horror screenplays. Why doesn't anyone else pick up on this ***?
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[nq:1]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death." Evidenced ... is advised that reading and posting to these groups be eliminated completely from your daily routine, if at all possible.[/nq]
She never sleeps. You must get someone else to join MWS&M or you too will receive THE DING. MWSamara never sleeps. SHE NEVER SLEEPS!
She never sleeps. You must get someone else to join MWS&M or you too will receive THE DING. MWSamara never sleeps. SHE NEVER SLEEPS!
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[nq:1]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."[/nq]
Did someone let Eric James Neimi out again?
Life Continues, Despite
Evidence to the Contrary
Steven
Did someone let Eric James Neimi out again?
Life Continues, Despite
Evidence to the Contrary
Steven
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[nq:2]For immediate release: A study concludes that "active reading and posting to MWSM and MWS leads to premature death."[/nq]
[nq:1]Did someone let Eric James Neimi out again?[/nq]
Hssst! Speak not of the wee beastie, nor of its wee beastie sock pups.
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"
[nq:1]Did someone let Eric James Neimi out again?[/nq]
Hssst! Speak not of the wee beastie, nor of its wee beastie sock pups.
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"
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[nq:1]Did someone let out again?[/nq]
Amazing, isn't it? None of us has ever seen him or spoken directly with him. His posts are just black-and-white phosphors like everyone else's. Nobody has any direct experience with him at all that I know of, and yet his MO is as clear as if he left grape jelly fingerprints all over our bathroom mirrors.
Cops talk about this all the time, and I wonder
Amazing, isn't it? None of us has ever seen him or spoken directly with him. His posts are just black-and-white phosphors like everyone else's. Nobody has any direct experience with him at all that I know of, and yet his MO is as clear as if he left grape jelly fingerprints all over our bathroom mirrors.
Cops talk about this all the time, and I wonder
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[nq:1]Amazing, isn't it? None of us has ever seen him or spoken directly with him. His posts are just black-and-white phosphors like everyone else's.[/nq]
I'd like to think that mine are more along shades of grey...
jaybee
I'd like to think that mine are more along shades of grey...
jaybee
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[nq:1]His posts are just black-and-white phosphors like everyone else's.[/nq]
Not mine. Mine are blue and yellow.
Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the ********: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
Not mine. Mine are blue and yellow.
Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the ********: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
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[nq:1]His posts are just black-and-white phosphors like everyone else's.[/nq]
Not mine. Mine are blue and yellow.
Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the ********: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
Not mine. Mine are blue and yellow.
Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.
Plonk the ********: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
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