0
Sharona Posted 22 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
About Scientists
1.
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."
2.
What's the difference between an auto mechanic and a quantum mechanic?
The quantum mechanic can get the car inside the garage without opening the door.
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."
2.
What's the difference between an auto mechanic and a quantum mechanic?
The quantum mechanic can get the car inside the garage without opening the door.
Top answer
Einstein's Chauffeur This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity. After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffeur, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row!
- Einstein's Chauffeur This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity.
- After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went.
- He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffeur, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row!
- " "Very well," replied Einstein, "I'm going to Dartmouth next week.
- They don't know me there.
Get the Weekly English Kit 📬
New words, one handy idiom, and a 2-minute quiz — delivered to your inbox to keep your streak alive.
5 Answers
0
Einstein's Chauffeur
This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity.
After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffeur, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the
This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity.
After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by his faithful chauffeur, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the
00
0
Quotations
"A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it.
An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it."
Albert Einstein
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
Albert Einstein
"A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it.
An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it."
Albert Einstein
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
Albert Einstein
00
Was it Einstein who said electrons must have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholics!!!!
00
A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist sat around a table discussing how to measure the volume of a cow.
The mathematician suggested the use of geometry and symmetry relationships of the cow, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of being too time consuming.
The engineer suggested placing the cow in a pool of water and measuring the change in the height of the water
The mathematician suggested the use of geometry and symmetry relationships of the cow, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of being too time consuming.
The engineer suggested placing the cow in a pool of water and measuring the change in the height of the water
0
Related Questions