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Dj Bueno Posted 21 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
A Word To The Wise...
Friends that go extra mile are sure to make other smile!** --- Christine Penne
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.** --- Alistair Cooke
Triumph is merely try,with a little 'umph' added.** --- Matthew Bohnert
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.**
Love is like a war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.**
Drawing without an eraser is called life.**
If you deal with a fox,think of his tricks.** --- Jean de la Fontaine
I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.**
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.** --- Jane Bryant Quin
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.** --- George Eliot
Nothing is faster than the speed of light...To prove this to yourself,try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.**
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.** --- Bernard Shaw
If you have a difficult task,give it to someone lazy...That person will find an easier way to do it.**
First you teach a child to talk,then you have to teach it to keep quiet.**
Experience is a good school,but the fess are high.** --- Heinrich Heine
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.Live your life so that when you die,the world cries and you rejoice.**
With an open heart and open mind a wonderous treasure can be found.**
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put in your pocket.** --- Kin Hubbard
The world is full of willing people,some willing to work,the rest willing to let them.** --- Robert Frost
Dream as if you'll live forever,live as if you'll die today.**
All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.**
Living on the earth is expensive.But it does include a trip around the sun.**
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.**
I'm not afraid to die,I just don't want to be there when it happens.** --- W. Allen
A crisis s when you can't say "Let's forget about the whole thing."**
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.** --- Alistair Cooke
Triumph is merely try,with a little 'umph' added.** --- Matthew Bohnert
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.**
Love is like a war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.**
Drawing without an eraser is called life.**
If you deal with a fox,think of his tricks.** --- Jean de la Fontaine
I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.**
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.** --- Jane Bryant Quin
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.** --- George Eliot
Nothing is faster than the speed of light...To prove this to yourself,try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.**
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.** --- Bernard Shaw
If you have a difficult task,give it to someone lazy...That person will find an easier way to do it.**
First you teach a child to talk,then you have to teach it to keep quiet.**
Experience is a good school,but the fess are high.** --- Heinrich Heine
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.Live your life so that when you die,the world cries and you rejoice.**
With an open heart and open mind a wonderous treasure can be found.**
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put in your pocket.** --- Kin Hubbard
The world is full of willing people,some willing to work,the rest willing to let them.** --- Robert Frost
Dream as if you'll live forever,live as if you'll die today.**
All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.**
Living on the earth is expensive.But it does include a trip around the sun.**
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.**
I'm not afraid to die,I just don't want to be there when it happens.** --- W. Allen
A crisis s when you can't say "Let's forget about the whole thing."**
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*** --- Robert Frost
- *** --- Robert Frost
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I liked this: The world is full of willing people,some willing to work,the rest willing to let them.*** --- Robert Frost
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Modernistic version of the Frost Quote -
Work fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Hee hee. Good collection, DjB.
- Tearsofjoy.
Work fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Hee hee. Good collection, DjB.
- Tearsofjoy.
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That's nice too... 
**** clever lines... I could sit and look at them for hours...
**** clever lines... I could sit and look at them for hours...
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Got some more for you,
"Contrary to popular belief I don't believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best; they are merely the people who got there first" - Ustinov
"the desire not to be anything is the desire not to be" - Ayn Rand
"Contrary to popular belief I don't believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best; they are merely the people who got there first" - Ustinov
"the desire not to be anything is the desire not to be" - Ayn Rand
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Dj BuenoFriends that go extra mile are sure to make other smile!** --- Christine Penne
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.** --- Alistair Cooke
Triumph is merely try,with a little 'umph' added.**
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