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Funnybone Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

A WISE MAN SAID:

A wise man once said:

He who runs in front of car gets tired,

but he who runs behind car gets exhausted!

He also said: Woman who puts laundry detergent on top shelf jumps for joy!!!

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Top answer

Nice play of words. Tired - Run over by tires(Tyres). Exhausted - The engine exhaust all over the face.

— FluidnMotion

  • Nice play of words.
  • Tired - Run over by tires(Tyres).
  • Exhausted - The engine exhaust all over the face.
  • Jump for Joy - Joy is a brand of detergent.
  • That's cool..
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Nice play of words.

Tired - Run over by tires(Tyres).

Exhausted - The engine exhaust all over the face.

Jump for Joy - Joy is a brand of detergent.

That's cool..
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He who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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