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Dj Bueno Posted 20 years ago
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a wedding joke
The celebrant noticed that the bride was in great distress so asked her what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The celebrant told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words for herself. . . Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him!)
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First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words for herself. . . Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him!)
courtesy of http://www.humorschack.com
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"I'll alter him". Good motto for a woman just getting married, that... Awesome one, DjB!
- "I'll alter him".
- Good motto for a woman just getting married, that...
- Awesome one, DjB!
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- You misspelt it.
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"I'll alter him". Good motto for a woman just getting married, that...
Awesome one, DjB!
Cheers,
- Joy
Awesome one, DjB!
Cheers,
- Joy
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sorry..0
You're welcome, Dj 
. Everyone makes mistakessometimes!
Cheers,
- Joy
. Everyone makes mistakessometimes!Cheers,
- Joy
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Good one! But the right world is "altar" I think they changed just to be more funny.
altar
noun [C]
a type of table used in religious ceremonies
alter
verb [I/T]
to change (a characteristic), often slightly, or to cause this to happen
The coat was too long, so I took it back to the store to have it altered.
(from )
altar
noun [C]
a type of table used in religious ceremonies
alter
verb [I/T]
to change (a characteristic), often slightly, or to cause this to happen
The coat was too long, so I took it back to the store to have it altered.
(from )
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Good one! But the right word is "altar". I think they changed just to be more funny.
alter
verb [I/T]
to change (a characteristic), often slightly, or to cause this to happen
The coat was too long, so I took it back to the store to have it altered.
altar
noun [C]
a type of table used in religious ceremonies
(from )
alter
verb [I/T]
to change (a characteristic), often slightly, or to cause this to happen
The coat was too long, so I took it back to the store to have it altered.
altar
noun [C]
a type of table used in religious ceremonies
(from )
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They still sound the same, right, Matress? So I think it'll work anyway. We just have to change the spelling on the first one.
Cheers,
- Joy
Cheers,
- Joy
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