A Saturday night at "Cheers" Pub! [Your Opinions, Please!]

0 Hello, this is my first post here.02br
00I'm from Lebanon (middle east), Our first language is Arabic, second: French, third: English.02br
00I write a lot of articles, mostly sarcastic and people who read them find them "amusing".02br
00However, I would love the opinion of some experts in the english language.02br
00Here is one of my articles.02br
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01b00DJ Chris amuses us every Saturday night after midnight with his specially selected gay songs, not that he's gay rather than the nighters at Cheers Pub.02br
00Songs like "I don't know what the hell am I still doing in his gay pub" and so on with songs I wouldn't even possibly try to think of looking them up.02br
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00It's almost 1AM now, I'm totally knocked-out after my third given drink, and I can't seem to recognize the beauty from the beast.02br
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00And for this, I say:02br
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00YOU! Yes, YOU!02br
00The most beautifying harlot at the pub, the one who charms us with her booty-shake on the bar. Yes, YOU!02br
00The one with the pretty face and delicious body who can't seem to let go of the first male-whore her hands grab until we see the second on his way.02br
00Yes, YOU! I'm positive by now you recognize yourself!02br
00I don't even know your name and I'm not so eager to get to it or you, your "beneath the average" IQ brings a humiliated disgrace to my self-esteem.02br
00I wouldn't want to act GOD right now and start giving you positive advises on how to work on yourself and become a better person appreciated by your society and your friends. I'm pretty sure, you're very comfortable the way you are and your friends seem not to be bothered by it, but let's face it, tell me who your friends are and I shall tell you who you are.02br
00Additionally, I don't think you're into my sense of reality and sarcasm - after throwing up on the side of the road making a total scene of yourself... "Look at me, the world is mine!"02br
00I have to be honest with you about my "feelings" on that night, I seriously wished you'd be hit by a six-wheels, but then again, my sorrow will be a total waste of my precious time on your - soon to be - rotted body.02br
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00So I said to myself: what the hell, stay with me, I would love to be alone.02br
00I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.02br
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00Now I have to say, and be honest about it, I do enjoy going to "Cheers" every saturday night.02br
00In only few weeks, I've made some good friends: DJ Chris, Johny Boy (one heck of a solist) and so on...02br
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00And last night, a beautiful lady sitting next to me gave me 3 cigarettes to smoke my tears away, and I didn't even had to ask her for it. It's like she read my mind.02br
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00Here I am, a 20 year old self-pathetic bearded guy who can't seem to find joy in people's animation!02br
00Sitting at the end of the bar, lonely, getting high on the world, writing a piece of art, wishing for her skin to caress on mine.02br
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00I'm only wasting my time, I'm only resting my mind.02br
00And if you don't mind, I'll spend my time here by the fire side in the warm light of your eyes.02br
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01b00But then again... Who am I to judge?02b0-