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A religious bear!
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00 A man was out hunting, and came upon a bear. He shot at the bear, but only nicked him. The bear went after the hunter, and chased him some distance through the woods. 02 br
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00 Finally the man came to the edged of a cliff, and had no where else to run. As he watched the bear approach, he began to pray. 02 br
00 "Dear God give this bear a touch of religion." 02 br
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00 Suddenly the bear came to an abrupt stop, and looked up toward Heaven and said "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to eat." 01 b 05 0 02 b 0250href http://humorshack.com/archive/jokes/bible/1.shtmlc
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00 A man was out hunting, and came upon a bear. He shot at the bear, but only nicked him. The bear went after the hunter, and chased him some distance through the woods. 02 br
02 br
00 Finally the man came to the edged of a cliff, and had no where else to run. As he watched the bear approach, he began to pray. 02 br
00 "Dear God give this bear a touch of religion." 02 br
02 br
00 Suddenly the bear came to an abrupt stop, and looked up toward Heaven and said "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to eat." 01 b 05 0 02 b 0250href http://humorshack.com/archive/jokes/bible/1.shtmlc
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By the way I support the bear!! 05 2 010id 211id 212id 4
- By the way I support the bear!!
- 05 2 010id 211id 212id 4
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5 0 05 1 00 ..it's funny!By the way I support the bear!! 05 2 010id 211id 212id 4
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