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Muayad Jajo Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

A one dollar bill

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."
  

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that was funny Jajo

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hehe...that was funny JajoEmotion: big smile
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lol Emotion: big smile - funny indeed!
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Thank you for your joke, Jajo!

I'm a student from China, I can't quite understand the fun of this joke, anybody here could help me,please?Thanks!
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A Cracking one!

By the way Jajo, what do you mean by " Even Homer sometimes nod"?

Please forgive my curiosity......
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Raven
what do you mean by " Even Homer sometimes nod"?

'Even Homer sometimes nods' comes from Latin : 'Quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus' (Horace).

Since there are some mistakes in the Odyssey and in the Hiliad, it's used to say that even geniuses can blunder.

Here "nod" means '
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Blazer
I can't quite understand the fun of this joke, anybody here could help me,please?Thanks!

We are supposed to be very tight-fisted ... we can spend twenty dollar bills on entertainmens and other meaningless things, but, when it comes to offering money up, we are only willing to give one dollar!
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Thanks Tanit.

Sorry for the spelling mistake! Emotion: embarrassed
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