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Saltukhan Posted 19 years ago
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0Dear Tech Support:02br
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00Last year I upgraded from00 01b01font00Girlfriend 7.002font02b00 00to01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.02br
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00In addition,01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 00installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as01b00 01font00Poker Night 10.3,02font02b01font02font01b00 01font00Football 5.0,02font02b00 01b01font00Going To The Pub 7.5,02font02b00 and01b00 01font00Softball 3.602font02b02br
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00I can't seem to keep01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 00in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to 01font02font01b01font00Girlfriend 7.002font02b00 00, but the uninstall doesn't work on00 01b00Wife 1.002b00.00 02br
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00Please help!02br
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00Thanks,01b02br
00Troubled User.....02b02br
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01font00REPLY:02font02br
01b00Dear Troubled User:02br
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00This is a very common problem that men often complain about.02br
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00Many people upgrade from 01b01font00Girlfriend 7.002font02b00 00to01b00 00Wife 1.002b00, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.01b00 Wife 1.002b00 is an01b00 00OPERATING SYSTEM02b00 and is designed by its Creator to run01b00 00EVERYTHING02b00!!! It is also impossible to delete01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 and to return to01b00 01font00Girlfriend 7.002font02b00 00. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed. 02br
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00You cannot go back to01b00 01font00Girlfriend 7.002font02b00 00because01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 is designed to not allow this. Look in your01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 manual under01b01font00 Warnings: Alimony-Child Support02font02b00 00. I recommend that you keep 01b00Wife 1.002b00 00and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application01b00 01font00Yes Dear 2.702font02b00 00to alleviate your program problems.02br
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00The best course of action is to enter the command01b00 01font00C:\APOLOGIZE! 02font02b00because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.01b02br
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00Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.002b00 does come with several support programs, such as01b00 01font00Clean and Sweep 3.0,02font02b00 01font00Cook It 1.5,02font00 and01b00 01font00Do Bills 4.202font02b02br
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00However,01u01i00 00be very careful how you use these programs00 02i02u00. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program01b01i00 01font00Nag Nag02font02i00 01font009.502font02b00 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of01b00 00Wife 1.002b00 is to purchase additional software. I recommend01b00 01font00Flowers 2.102font02b00 and01b00 01font00Diamonds 5.002font02b01font02font01b02br
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01font00WARNING!!!02font02b00 00DO NOT, under any circumstances, install 01b01font00Secretary With Short Skirt 3.302font02b00 00. This application is not supported by 01b00Wife 1.002b00 and will01u01i00 00cause irreversible damage to the operating system! 02i02u02br
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00Best of luck,02br
00Tech Support00 0-
  

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0What is that?! lolol.. :D0-

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0What is that?! ..lolol.. 02br
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00Can I change few things?:D0-
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00the best one is Secretary-with-short-skirt 3.3.... hahahah, I going to install that. Can I also customize the interface? I mean, is there some kind of option that lets me change the length of the skirt or something? 051010id211id4
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0 A very nice email!02br
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0i have recieved last night.02br
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00Pucca what kind of thing will you change ? 05002br
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00and you may customize the interface of secretary as you want 051010id511id5
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0Dear Tech Support:02br
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00Last year I upgraded from00 01b01font00Boyfriend 7.002font02b00 00to01b00 00 Husband 1.002b00 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.02br
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01cite10Pucca12cite10In addition,11b10 10 Husband 1.012b10 10installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as11b10 11font10Ladies night 10.3,12font12b10 11font10Footbal
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01cite10Kooyeen12cite10Oh my gosh! 11font11b10Going Shopping 7.512b12font10? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key
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01cite10Pucca12cite10I am a shopaholic 15010). Going Shopping is sacred!12blockquote
10Shopaholic, from Wikipedia: 01i00Shopaholic is a neologism or slang term for a person who is a compulsive shopper. This person derives their pleasure in shopping and purchasing items.02br
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0 Grr..Kooyeen! What was that mouse! It was sooo funny *01b00lololol02b00* 0-
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0 I have read a Chinese version maybe one year before, but the english version seems funny too,hehe0-
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