A joke: Maude & Mable

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00Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a02br
00smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,02br
00cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.02br
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00Maude: What in the hell is that?02br
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00Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.02br
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00Maude: Where did you get it?02br
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00Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.02br
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00The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces02br
00to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.02br
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00The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely02br
00(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what02br
00brand of condom she prefers.02br
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00-- Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.02br
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00The pharmacist fainted.0-