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Mr.Dictionary Posted 20 years ago
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00Now little Suzzie in't the best listener and frequently falls asleep in Sunday School. One day the teacher called on herwhile she was dozing. "Suzzie, who is are Lord and Savior?" Little Johny who sits behind her stuck her with a pin. "God almighty!" cried out little Suzzie. "Very good," said the teacher. Soon Suzzie fell asleep again. The teacher asked her,"Who scraficed himself to save the rest of us?" Little Johny stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" yelled out Suzzie. "That is correct," said the teacher. Yet again Suzzie fell asleep. The teacher asked, "What did Eve say after her twenty-third child?" Once again Little Johny stuck her with the pin. Suzzie jumped up and yelled, "If you stick fricking thing into me one more time I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted.02br
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00once agin I don't mean to offend anyone sorry if I do.0-
  

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12br 12blockquote 10 I wonder what would Adam have said had Eve actually yelled like little suzzie[:^)] 0-

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01cite10Mr.Dictionary12cite10"If you stick fricking thing into me one more time I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted.12br
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10 I wonder what would Adam have said had Eve actually yelled like little suzzie[:^)] 0-
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That was hilarious!!Emotion: big smile
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