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A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. ", he asked. "Oh no, Father.

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  • A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight.
  • ", he asked.
  • "Oh no, Father.
  • Just a little gas", Sister Susan explained, matter-of-fact.
  • A month or so later, the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight.
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A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was
gaining a little weight.

"Gaining a little weight, are we sister Susan?", he asked.

"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas", Sister Susan explained,
matter-of-fact.

A month or so later, the Father noticed that she had gained even more
weight. "Gaining some weight, are we Sister Susan
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people that you're dying of
AIDS?"
His dad replies, "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mum!"
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If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because
they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
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Adam was the luckiest man on earth................he had no mother in law : )
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