a few jokes...

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this is my first topic, i´m starting to learn english, so be nice with me please

anyway this are translations from another language
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a lady ask to the shoes seller.
did you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answer:
that's depend lady, what number wear your crocodile
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why the angels laugh so much?
because the grace of god
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GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal testicle and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio

:-D

Fleder_m@u_S · Accepted Answer

Cristovalthis is my first topic, ~~i´m starting~~ I have started to learn english, so be nice with me please anyway~~this~~ these are translations from another language
**********
a lady asked to the shoes seller.
~~did~~ Do you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answered:
that's depend lady, what number ~~wear~~ does your crocodile wear?
**********
why the angels laugh so much?
because of the grace of ***
**********
GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal ******** and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio

Hi Cristoval

Wellcome to the EnglishForward
Thank you for the jokes, I hope my correction is useful for you somewhat...
If there is any mistake, somebody please correct them again.

Cristoval · Answer

Thank you for the correction, i did not realized

Francesca · Answer

Very funny indeed Cristoval <img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/2.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/2.gif' alt='Emotion: big smile'/> ...welcome to the EF!

Spinnaker · Answer

Hi
First, welcome to the forum.
I like them too, especially the first one.

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