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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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A Bear Joke!

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01b01font00An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,02br
00and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.02br
00"I've never been better!" he boasted.02br
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00"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,02br
00and having my child! What do you think about that?" 02br
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00The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,02br
00"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.02br
00He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,02br
00and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." 02br
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00The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,02br
00and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!02br
00He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,02br
00and squeezed the handle." 02br
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00"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.02br
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00Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."02br
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00The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"02br
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00"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. 02br
00"Someone else must have shot that bear."02br
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00"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."02br
00replied the doctor. 02font02b02br
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01b01font00No matter the experience, some people continue to be stupid their entirely life. 02font02b02br
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01b00I've tried other word than stupid, but I couldn't figure it out. In fact I meant someone who is always telling advantages about himself/herself. 02b02br
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01b00The worst is that person believe in that, like if was the truth. 02b02br
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0 01font 00Matress good one dear friend:) cheers;)02font 00 0-

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0 01font00Matress good one dear friend:) cheers;)02font00 0-
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01cite10Matress12cite11b10The worst is that person believe in that, like if was the truth. 12b12br
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10good catch, matress.in adittion to this, i'd like to say that we say the worst lies to noone but ourselves and worst of all we even believe in them because we desires t
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1font00Funny, but it sounds a lot better like this:02font02br
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01b01font00An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,02br
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00"I've never been better!
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