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Intelligent Freak Posted 19 years ago
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7 reasons why you shouldn't mess with kids..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.



The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.."



The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"



The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


  

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when i have a kid, it should be like that:D

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when i have a kid, it should be like that:D
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They are really funny :-) Sometimes children are wiser than adults.
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Hahahahahaha,
I have to point out the best, those are the best, LOLOL.

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to ****?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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I'm glad you loved it. This one really made me laugh because I used to be a preschool teacher.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Ciao,

IF [A]
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Kids? They're DEVILS! Hehehe)))
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And so, don't mess with them... LOLLz!!!
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Hmm... U know what Prez1dent, I think you can deal with them because you have so much in common, hahaha!Emotion: big smile
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And what common? You're a preschool teacher not me. So go to make Easter cakes in sand! Hahaha!))))
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You and my preschoolers are all NAUGHTY! Even so, I love those rascals!
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