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Anonymous Posted 14 years ago

60 years old

I would like to add a paraprosdokian to my friend's birthday card - she will be 60 in a few days time, Can you suggest something? Thank you
  

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I'm gald it's your sixtieth birthday—it beats the alternative. They say you're only as old as you feel. Have you been touching a lot of fossils lately?

  • I'm gald it's your sixtieth birthday—it beats the alternative.
  • They say you're only as old as you feel.
  • Have you been touching a lot of fossils lately?
  • I was going to get you some ****** for women, but I think your cataracts take care of that just fine.
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I'm gald it's your sixtieth birthday—it beats the alternative.

They say you're only as old as you feel. Have you been touching a lot of fossils lately?

I was going to get you some ****** for women, but I think your cataracts take care of that just fine.

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